Tooth fairies – or lack of them
I swallowed a tooth in the office yesterday. Well, not a tooth in the office: one of MY teeth whilst in the office – eating (as always!!)
Anyway , have been pulling faces all night trying to get rid of tooth ache. No sixpence today, so the tooth fairy obviously wasn’t pulling “faces” to get the spoils and reward me…….
Am poor and not happy- and look like gummy bear!