The wisdom of Bill!
Sat by the pool yesterday, we were discussing the story of a holiday we’d had, where a snake was found in the bathroom of the hotel room , which was on the ground floor. The snake was tiny, seemed lost and was trying to get out of the flyscreen on the window, which was slightly ajar.
What kind of snake was it? one of us asked.
A Vindow Viper , replied Mr William Simpson, aged 57 and 8 months. Wise indeed! (and funny)