Step outside madam!
That’s it! Am officially getting and looking, old. I’ve just been into Paphos and ‘mo-sied’ on down to a shoe shop to treat myself to a pair of black kitten heels for our Christmas ‘do’ tonight.
Found just the pair: in the ‘dress up your brothel’ style shoe/undie and bag shop – and got told, “Yes, madam: they are just your size: they are very COMFORTABLE”
ARGH! I don’t want COMFORT! I want a pair that say, “Wow! How sexy am I?”. Anyway, the shop assistant is recovering nicely after the ‘dialogue’ with my cowboy boots! (pictured below)
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