Smile? Not on your nelly!!
Seven creams! Yes, 7 creams! It takes me about 10 mins in the morning and evening to apply the layers of :
– “guaranteed to fill and plump up wrinkles around eyes”
– “guaranteed to fill and plump up wrinkles around lips”
– “plump up your actual lips” (yes boys, very different to the above)
– moisturiser to make the other one work harder!
– more moisturiser -but this one superdooper, to make both work better
– anti wrinkle/anti gravity cream for neck and chest areas…….
Then lippie and mascara (come on girls, we are British!) – and I’m ready to go!
Course, first smile of the day and I look “lived in” again. Tomorrow, am going to stop smiling all together to give the creams the chance to work….