small problem for a longtime?

A lovely Russian man rang me yesterday to ask if we could do ‘longtime’. He explained he had a problem: his wife and daughter were coming to live in Cyprus with him in January and he needed somewhere to put a small lady…………..

I didn’t ask any questions but am imagining he’s either got a maid OR he’s going to be in big trouble with his Mrs over his small lady – if he doesn’t hide her first, of course!

Sadly, we don’t do ‘longtime’ but I’m going to keep his number just to find out what happened!