My Virtual Husband

Tony is a gadget man. The latest switches, mobiles, laptops, etc, he has to have them. Me, I’m useless at technology and would much prefer a good old face to face natter than a twit of a conversation or text.

The most recent addition to our “family” is Tonys new I-Pad (or at least I think thats what its called). It goes everywhere with him, from breakfast to pillow, from work to nights out – and its driving me crazy

I tried to talk to Tony last night, about this and that and our villas in Coral Bay and Peyia – and the response I got was not even worthy of being called a grunt….

So, am now very upset with him, hope he lives happily ever after with his infernal new toy – and pray that its got an “App” for everything, coz I’ve certainly got nothing I’m willing to offer him if I’m playing second fiddle to a piece of slim, flat machine!