Okay, before anyone else tells you, I really did make a complete and utter fool of myself last night in Michaels taverna, The Peyia Tavern.
Michalis and his sons are always very good in helping me with my poor attempts to speak Greek, so, when ordering our food and drinks last night, I asked one of the sons , “How do I say bottle?”……
As if rehearsed, Tony, The Great Raymondodoulou and aforementioned son said, “Bottle” – then fell about laughing!……….
I asked for it, didn’t I?!