I heard a great (true? ) story today from Susie. A lady walking along the path, was stopped by a male driver who wound his window down and shouted to her……… The lady looked in the car and ran!
Stopping a policeman who was nearby, she explained that a male driver had exposed himself to her. She explained she’d looked in the window to answer a question and he’d lifted his hat off his, err, parts which were naked – so she ran!
“Was he in a state of arousal, Madam”, asked the policeman….
“No”, replied the lady, “It was a Ford Escort”………..
Tee, hee! x