Lip smackingly tasty?

We’ve been having a giggle in our Peyia office today, about the translations from Cypriot to English, on some of the menus in the area.

A particular favourite of mine is:

“Gordon Blue”

or

“Fresh Staffing with every sunday roast”

Terry, our friend, (whose mission is to visit every restaurant in the vicinity), was telling us that, emblazoned in huge letters outside of a restaurant on the Coral Bay to Sea Caves road, was the sign, “Lamp Chops tonight”.

We’re unsure if this was an instruction or not?! Answers on a “Poets cart” please, especially if written from your “sunbet” !