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1st January 2010

Life is pants!

My Mum and I have been laughing today about getting old/illness/ life in general/losing ones mind/………..and other small problems which are thrown at us.

It all started yesterday when I needed to find the MOT certificate and Log Book for Mum and Jims car , which Jim has safely in a file but he’s forgotten where the file is/who he is and what a car is……….and I’m not joking now. So he dulyheader=Life is pants!, My Mum and I have been laughing today about getting old/illness/ life in general/losing ones mind/………..and other small problems which are thrown at us.

It all started yesterday when I needed to find the MOT certificate and Log Book for Mum and Jims car , which Jim has safely in a file but he’s forgotten where the file is/who he is and what a car is……….and I’m not joking now. or I , bring her co-ordinating outfits to wear but today, Mum had dropped a cup of tea on her trousers and undies so needed more bringing before we arrived. Jim offered and went upstairs to find:

– undies

– trousers

He brought both back – sort of. Mum was handed a pair of lovely dark blue trousers – and a not so lovely pair of Jims old faded blue Y fronts to wear with them! I argued that the colours matched. Jim argued that the pants were feminine and were my Mums. My Mum argued that we were both useless but she politely put on the Y fronts and a towel then laughed so much, she had to sit down again before she could put the trousers on……

I saw something a long time ago about the many ages of woman being compared to trains but I personally think its all pants eg when you are young, you’ve got to sleep in them. At 20-30 , you wear or are treated to, lacey strings which barely cover blushes. From 40, you are becoming more sensible but maybe the lace/ribbon edges give away the thoughts – then from 50 plus, life (and gussets) get more serious again!

It seems from 60 plus, especially after surgery, your lover believes more is less and the more the merrier as in the more you share , the less you need etc!

Y fronts or thing-thongs? My money is on Mums Z bed holding a wealth of other mistakes that show life is just pants – unless someone who cares knows their knickers from their knick-knack paddywack hoists!

Will Jim “cotton” on? I don’t think so, bless him x

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