Let’s talk bottoms!

Okay, so this is a bum way to blog but really, I’ve seen enough bottoms this morning to last me a lifetime!

In the Bank of Cyprus, in Coral Bay this morning, a happy holidaymaker had the cheek to display a huge amount of his bottom, sticking out over the top of , quite obviously, someone elses shorts! Then another sun worshipper, shopping on the Coral Bay strip, proudly showed hers in what I’m sure was her daughters bikini – and her daughter was about 5 years old!

Driving up to Peyia, two joggers were well paced as they tackled the hill but their shorts had  very serious battles going on as the flesh ”fought” with itself in time with the running!

Further on, a ”hungry bottom”, seemed to have consumed an older ladies undies – which were clearly visible, in part, under her see through shorts….. AARGH!!

It could be argued, why am I looking at bottoms? Well, I’m not doing it willingly – and I’ve certainly no room to talk, being as I am, a ”traditionally built and too generously proportioned woman” – but I think today must be national, “Reveal your bottom in public day”!

Enough of bottoms – let’s talk holiday villas which are TOP! Whether you want to flash your flesh in the hot sunshine or simply chill in the pool or on the beach, dress your summer holiday in a lovely villa with clean pool or apartment in a great location! Email to me for details and offers: enquiries@cyprusvillas.uk.com and I’ll get to the bottom of the best offers for you!