Help me! I’m traumatised! I’ve just popped outside to see if any of the wrinklies want a drink – and Wicked William is naked on the sunbed next to the pool, where he has obviously fallen asleep while getting changed……….
‘Are you okay, Bill’? I shouted, just to be sure he was asleep?
‘What did you say?’, he replied, standing up to face me…..
‘Oh, don’t worry…” I shouted, running away………..so he followed me in case what I was saying was important, till he realised his, erm, error was on show, so he’s retreated to the safety of his towel!
No wonder I drink!