Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned….
Oh,how I have laughed at the press stories today about the ex wife of a man who had a fling with an MP – who is now in the jungle.
Apparently, the ex wife has the other females number on speed dial and is voting constantly for her to have to do terrible things, like eat testicles and ostrich anus…………probably the funniest thing I’ve read for a longtime!
Its got me thinking though: Tony has bought me a ‘steam cleaning machine’ to use at home on my ‘day off’, bless him. Wonder what I should cook him for his tea ………….
(Think I’ll put a few telephone calls into the programme too: we wives need to stick together!)