Hab sniffles – send brandy!
am bery poorly wiv flu an cannot think or right properly. Proper poorly too wiv tableds and everyfing from the doc! Course its coz my heart is brokt coz Armani and Twosheds wend home yesterday……….so its their faults – and the fault of drinking oud ov wet glasses….
Need brandy and chip butty
An somefin very “posh” to disguise a red nose
Mine? No, tonys: am gonna punch him coz is larfing at my sniffles…..