Charlie Cat, king of the hill and snake fighter extraordinaire, is grounded!
Why? Well, this morning, he has come home from another all night session on the hill and has obviously been fighting with something far bigger than him – and was bleeding from his back to prove it!
Was he bothered? Not a jot! I told him off: gave him a chance to explain and what did he do? Lift his back leg elegantly into the air and lick his nether regions…………..charming
So he is grounded until further notice – or till I feel terrible about keepingheader=Grounded!, Charlie Cat, king of the hill and snake fighter extraordinaire, is grounded!
Whd his brothers and sister won’t be there to protect him……………