Dexter’s Day: Wot sign?
I’ve been swimming in the big scary sea!
It was SO cold and SO lovely and So splashy!
Me and Mummy and Daddy and I and they,
Walked along the beach forever and ever –
Well, a Very Long Way,
Then I let them off the lead
Coz they were being good,
And I ran into the water and PLAYED!
(Coz Emma , my girlfriend, in the photo with me
was still at work with parents today).
When we were walking back to the car,
Mummy saw a sign and read it to me.
It said , dogs were forbidden!
So that’s okay!
Coz I’m a Labrador
And haven’t ever met a Forbidden
But they cannot have much fun
If they cannot swim!
(I hope they can read too:
I cannot read coz I’m only a very wet silly growing dog –
So I wouldn’t have understood the sign anyway!)
wuff and wags