Dexter’s Day: Woody? He did!
That’s it! I’m divorcing my parents!
Well, last night they met their friends from a long, long way , away –
And they are parents to Woody, who is another Black Labrador –
and ALMOST as handsome as me!
But he is a Daddy! His parents let him have a ‘real’ girlfriend –
and now he’s got 9 babies of his very own to be like him!
Its NOT FAIR!
I want to have a ‘real’ girlfriend but my parents cut off my possibilities!…..
Mummy is trying to make me feel better by telling me how expensive 9 babies would be
And now I’ve eaten all of Daddy’s money, I wouldn’t be able to afford them
AND she is giving me LOTS to eat – so maybe I’ll stay here with them…
for a while…..
Wuff and wags