Dexter’s Day: Woody? He did!

That’s it! I’m divorcing my parents!

Why?

Well, last night they met their friends from a long, long way , away –

And they are parents to Woody, who is another Black Labrador –

and ALMOST as handsome as me!

But he is a Daddy! His parents let him have a ‘real’ girlfriend –

and now he’s got 9 babies of his very own to be like him!

Its NOT FAIR!

I want to have a ‘real’ girlfriend but my parents cut off my possibilities!…..

Mummy is trying to make me feel better by telling me how expensive 9 babies would be

And now I’ve eaten all of Daddy’s money, I wouldn’t be able to afford them

AND she is giving me LOTS to eat – so maybe I’ll stay here with them…

for a while…..

Wuff and wags

Dexter x