Dexter’s Day: Whoops and whoopsie!
I thunked there was something seriously wrong this morning!
I was helping Mummy feed the cats –
Then Mummy and I played chase around the garden.
Then I started to ”do ” (well ”undo”) the garden,
So Mummy chased me again
And I ran and ran and ran and then , whoops!
The water in my tummy just ”broke free” and came out!
I got a fright!
I didn’t have time to find a bush or a corner or a tree!
I just stood there on all of my legs
Mummy laughed at me!
She says I have to exercise my ”pelvic floor”
(What’s a pelvic floor? Can I eat it?)
Anyway, my feet got wet
and I didn’t like it.
So am not letting it happen again!
Until I’m as old as Daddy!
wuff and wags