Dexter’s Day: Wedding Fun!
It’s very exciting!
I’m going to a Wedding today!
Mummy is ironing hers and Daddy’s clothes
and – oh – I’ve not got anything to wear!
Oh, I’m NOT invited?
This isn’t very good!
I’m Dexter the Destructordog!
Course I should be going!
I can eat cake and wag my tail and would talk to everyone!
Ah, that’s why I’m not invited.
Mummy says I’m too boisterous – whatever that is!
(I know I’m a ”boi” but not sure about the ”sterous” bit).
Well, I’ll just sit here, making a nest in the pretty dress and clean shirt…
And maybe chew the sparkly shoes which are here too
A ”boi” has to do what a boy has to do!
(and that will teach them for not taking me!).
Happy Wedding Day Tash and Andy – and many happy labradors too!
wuff and wags