Dexter’s Day: Walking Fuffy
I thunked it would be a good idea, to walk Mummy this morning,
coz it’s a beautiful day and she’s been asleep for far too long – past 6am!
So I shouted a lot by the gate and took the end of my ruined lead and gave her ‘cute eyes’!
She understood immediately – and went and found me a chew!
“Noooo”, I thunked even more loudly, ” I want to go for a walk. In the big world. With humans”,
And it worked.
We drove to one of my favourite places, (Well,Mummy did: I kept watch in the back), then we walked
and walked and sniffed, (this was me ) , then watched, (both of us), then poo’d, (only me), then picked up the poo, (Yuk! Definitely Mummy! I knowed where it came from!), then we walked some more –
then we were tired! (Both of us) – so we drove home. (Mummy: I was too tired to even ‘look out’).
Oh, dear. Fe thunks, Fe is in deep trouble! Oh Muck!”
Wuff and wags