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11th December 2023

Dexter’s Day: Waiting for Dog!

Me and Mummy and I and we,think Daddy is dyslexic! Because he says he is a god!
But , now Mummy has explained what ‘dyslexic ‘ means, that would say Daddy is a dog!
And he’s not! He doesn’t run around on all fours or rummage in the bushes (!) or sniff other dogs….
(Well , not any more: he’s been married to Mummy for a long time!).
(Oh, am in BIG trouble now for saying that………….)

Anyway, me and Mummy and we couldn’t sleep last night because of the storms
and were discussing this, so Mummy told me a joke (again!):
“Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, who lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog?”

I didn’t get it! Of course there is a dog! I’m Dexter Dog – and Mummy says I’m the ‘god of dogs’.

Happy Monday!
Wuff and Wags
Dexter x