Dexter’s Day: Travels….
I thunk I’ve had a busy week:
I’ve been sent to Coventry twice this week!
(Thunk it must be invisible place coz I don’t remember it –
But I know my parents weren’t speaking to me!
Not sure why?
I thought Mummy liked me stealing the clean washing and rubbing it in mud?
And Daddy didn’t need his sunglasses coz it was raining –
AND potatoes need to be thrown around! That’s why they are there!).
Anyway, today I’m home – (I think Coventry must be in my home too?)
But I’m in the Dog House!
Or the ”Back garden” – again!
Why?
I thunk it woz because I ate through a wire that was annoying me
So Mummy and Daddy couldn’t sit on their machines
That take their smiles away
AND the TV wasn’t working!
Anyway, I thunk it will all be okay now
Coz the man has been. There is a new tasty wire
AND I’m giving Mummy, ”Cute eyes”.
She’s a pushover.
Not that Daddy thunks so!
Wuff and wags
Dexter x