Dexter’s Day: Training School?
I’m quite shocked.
Mummy and Daddy have just told me that
They’ve booked two days training school!
I thunked to myself that, they are fairly well behaved:
I mean they feed me regularly and let me sleep on their bed –
And let me sit on their knees
And they take me out for good long walks each day …
I”M going to Training School!
I know how to behave badly –
And I love other dogs and cats and birds
(Well, I love to chase them!)
And I’m nice to my new friends –
I’ve only eaten three socks.
And I help Mummy around the house by making a mess
So she can do , ”woman’s work”…..
What have I got to learn?
To be charming.
And to come back when shouted for.
And to listen.
Daddy’s coming with me…..
wuff and wags