Dexter’s Day: Toilet Training?
I’m only a puppy.
Okay, I’m a VERY BIG PUPPY
Coz I ate the puppy AND all of the pies
But I don’t understand my parents:
Firstly , they encourage me to , ”empty my tanks”
So they can watch!
Then they jump up and down
And clap their hands!
Then I walk them on the lead
And they watch while I do to the toilet
Then Mummy puts it in a bag –
And takes it home like a present!
It’s all crazy!
Daddy and I run away from her while she does this.
But when I follow Mummy or Daddy,
When one of them goes
To empty THEIR tanks
Or go to the toilet,
I get SHOUTED AT!
I’m just a puppy!
I need to know they are both okay!
I cannot clap my paws
But I jump up onto their knee
And kiss them to show them , they are doing well!
Am only trying to help!
wuff and wags