Dexter’s Day: Toilet Training?

I’m only a puppy.

Okay, I’m a VERY BIG PUPPY

Coz I ate the puppy AND all of the pies

But I don’t understand my parents:

Firstly , they encourage me to , ”empty my tanks”

So they can watch!

Then they jump up and down

And clap their hands!

Then I walk them on the lead

And they watch while I do to the toilet

Then Mummy puts it in a bag –

And takes it home like a present!

It’s all crazy!

Daddy and I run away from her while she does this.

It’s horrible!

But when I follow Mummy or Daddy,

When one of them goes

To empty THEIR tanks

Or go to the toilet,

I get SHOUTED AT!

OMG!

I’m just a puppy!

I need to know they are both okay!

I cannot clap my paws

But I jump up onto their knee

And kiss them to show them , they are doing well!

Am only trying to help!

Humans! Honestly!

wuff and wags

Dexter x