Dexter’s Day. The World is upside down!
I thunk things are Very Strange!
At Silly O”clock, when I wake up Mummy,
the world is still asleep!
It’s dark outside and I’m scared to go out!
So, when Mummy gets up,
I get straight back into bed with Daddy
And stay there until Mummy brings
A Lovely Cup of Tea – and shouts at me for getting her up so early!
Then at teatime, which is Dexter Time,
Daddy and Mummy and Me and I and them
go for a Very Long Walk –
But the sun goes to sleep Very Early again
And we have to run home before it gets dark!
I was chatting to the cats about this
and they said they love the dark coz they can see
So I asked to borrow their special eyes
but they just laughed at me
and said they’d ”get me back” for being naughty with them –
and they are going to hide in Very Dark Places
to scare me.
I thunk this is Very Mean!
But I did steal all of their food-
but only when the sun was awake and I could see!
wuff and wags