Dexter’s Day: The Princess and the Red Onion
Mummy told me a Fairy Story yesterday,
About the Princess and the Pea.
She said she was explaining to me
That ladies are delicate than men – and dogs –
So I should stop dive-bombing her at high speed
And maybe consider not sleeping the whole length of her
With my head in her shoulder,
All through the night.
Coz I’m heavy.
And coz the Princess was uncomfortable
Even with only a pea in the mattress!
I thunked this was funny!
So I hid a large red onion in the bed,
which Mummy only found this morning
When she was making the bed
And after I’d slept all night on top of her
Apart from when I jumped on and off
To patrol the balcony!
So I thunk Mummy isn’t delicate at all!
She’s my Mummeeeeeeeeeeee
And I love to dive bomb her
and I thunk she loves it to!
Am going to hide a turnip next!
(Well, she hides my toys!).
wuff and wags