Dexter’s Day: The Key!

Mummy and I were chatting this morning.

The birds were singing

So I woke her up VERY EARLY

To tell her about this…

She wasn’t as happy as I thought she’d be-

It was almost 5 o silly o”clock

So she SHOULD have been up

But when she opened her eyes

At 6 oçlock (how does she walk around with eyes closed?)

She told me that she is going to get me

MY OWN KEY!

To the big Scary Wooden Cupboard!

So I can get up whenever I want to eat

AND FEED MYSELF!

I’m so happy!

(What’s a key?

Can I eat that too?).

I thunked to Mummy that it would be easier

If I just lived in the biscuit tub

In the cupboard

Then I could eat and eat and eat and eat……

And she could sleep.

She is thinking about it

And smiling at the thought of the peace!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x