Dexter’s Day: The Key!
Mummy and I were chatting this morning.
The birds were singing
So I woke her up VERY EARLY
To tell her about this…
She wasn’t as happy as I thought she’d be-
It was almost 5 o silly o”clock
So she SHOULD have been up
But when she opened her eyes
At 6 oçlock (how does she walk around with eyes closed?)
She told me that she is going to get me
MY OWN KEY!
To the big Scary Wooden Cupboard!
So I can get up whenever I want to eat
AND FEED MYSELF!
I’m so happy!
(What’s a key?
Can I eat that too?).
I thunked to Mummy that it would be easier
If I just lived in the biscuit tub
In the cupboard
Then I could eat and eat and eat and eat……
And she could sleep.
She is thinking about it
And smiling at the thought of the peace!
Wuff and wags