Dexter’s Day: The Facts of Life!
Daddy, Mummy and I got up before silly o”clock today.
Daddy went to work and Mummy and I began to clean.
Mummy got her cross face and said,
“Dexter! You are driving me crazy!”
(Don’t know how! I don’t even have a car-
and we haven’t left the house!).
After a lot of shouting, (Mummy) and playing, (Me),
Mummy sat me down to tell me The Facts of Life:
They are:
- you cannot have a quiet lie in if you live with a puppy
- you cannot sweep or mop without a puppy riding on the brush or mop
- you cannot get washing into or out of a washing machine, with the puppy stealing something
- you cannot find your duster: even though you’ve just put it down!
- you cannot keep the garden nice: coz the puppy digs up the plants
- you cannot bend down ANYWHERE near the puppy, coz he nips your bum
- you cannot have a shower without locking the puppy out so you can have peace
- you cannot find your (new) glasses when the puppy has been in the room……
- (and many more)
I am SO glad I’m a big dog now – and that I ate that puppy!
he was VERY naughty – and I thunk that Mummy and I
are safer without him!
Back to helping Mummy clean……
Wuff and wags
Dexter x
ps this photo is RUDE! But it makes me laugh and it’s about facts of life!
Dogs like to lie on their backs and giggle…….
