Dexter’s Day: Sunday stroll.
I was going to contact the Puppy Ombudsman again today!
My parents stayed in bed until 10am!
I mean, what’s that all about?
They let me get in with them
And we had three cups of tea –
Well, they had one each and I drank the others
When they weren’t looking –
Oh, and Mummy DID get up at 7am and fight the Big Scary Wooden Door
And feed me
BUT I wanted to go OOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTT!
I waited and waited.
Went outside to see Brucie cat and tell him about this.
I emptied my tanks TWICE!
Then finally, they were ready!
So I took them for a walk from the hotels
Up to the Harbour.
We were only meant to go to the Lighthouse!
And play on the sand twice.
And we did all of that
BUT THEY MADE ME WALK HALF AN HOUR MORE!
I’m calling the Ombudsman!
Especially coz we met the man from the pub again
And he didn’t have anything for me to eat today.
AND Daddy tried to trade Mummy, me and the boat in
Humans can be so selfish!
am going to sleep for a while
And then get Mummy to write a complaint…
Wuff and wag