Dexter’s Day: Spectacle!
I am in BIG TROUBLE -again!
I try to focus on being good
But it’s just TOO tempting to be naughty!
So I am!
I blame my parents
Especially for leaving their spectacles
Where I can reach them.
Like on the top shelf of the cabinet
Or in their car
Or next the bed
Or near a book
Or on a table
I mean, they are just CRYING OUT to be chewed!
So I did!
5 pairs of them!
Mummy’s reading glasses then her posh shades
Daddy’s reading glasses then his posh shades.
Then Mummy’s posh prescription driving glasses…..
(To be fair, they didn’t taste POSH!).
Mummy says she now looks like Jack Duckworth!
Don’t know how she knows this
Coz she cannot see without her specs!
(Whoops! Am in trouble again for the joke!).
I’m in the DOG HOUSE
But I’ve got hidden treasures to chew in here too!
wuff and wags