Dexter’s Day: Spectacle!

I am in BIG TROUBLE -again!

I try to focus on being good

But it’s just TOO tempting to be naughty!

So I am!

I blame my parents

For everything

Especially for leaving their spectacles

Where I can reach them.

Like on the top shelf of the cabinet

Or in their car

Or next the bed

Or near a book

Or on a table

I mean, they are just CRYING OUT to be chewed!

So I did!

5 pairs of them!

Mummy’s reading glasses then her posh shades

Daddy’s reading glasses then his posh shades.

Then Mummy’s  posh prescription driving glasses…..

(To be fair, they didn’t taste POSH!).

Mummy says she now looks like Jack Duckworth!

Don’t know how she knows this

Coz she cannot see without her specs!

(Whoops! Am in trouble again for the joke!).

I’m in the DOG HOUSE

But I’ve got hidden treasures to chew in here too!

wuff and wags

Dexter x