Dexter’s Day: Space. Mine.

It’s the middle of the night.

Or maybe early in the morning…

I’m not sure coz I’m a dog

And I don’t have a watch.

But it’s weird time because the birds aren’t singing yet

And Brucie isn’t shouting for his breakfast-

And even the builders haven’t started work on the hill.

I cannot sleep.

Because Mummy and Daddy aren’t asleep.

And they keep stretching their legs

And pushing me further down the bed.

Which doesn’t seem fair to me

Coz I’ve got long legs now

And I need to lie sideways and stretch!

I’ve been thunking that they’ve shrunk the bed,

So they take up too much room

And I have to lie at the bottom!

It’s not really fair.

Coz they’ve even stolen my pillows!

But it’s okay now.

Mummy and I are having a Lovely Cup of Tea

And I’m EATING!!!

It’s too early to even empty my tanks

but I LOVE my breakfast/early morning/whatever time food!

wuff and wags

Dexter x