Dexter’s Day: Sophisticat?
My Mummy is crazy!
She told me I’m a ”sophisticat!”
I’m a pupppppppeeeeeeee!
Seems that, just because I took my parents
to a posh, Christmas drinks party,
Mummy says, I’m ‘posh” too!
I’m not posh at all.
I poo”ed on the pavement today when we walked –
And I remembered trying to steal food last night:
(I’m almost tall enough to climb onto the table!
Anyway, it was a VERY NICE Posh Party!
I dressed up with a velvet collar
And I shook paws with EVERYONE!
The Giants were there – they smell good –
And I met my God parents, parents –
So I’ve got God Grandparents!
But they talk funny! (and give good scratches!)
(Am going to talk to them
about tying their children to them
so they are here all the time).
I made a new friend, called Jack.
He does good walks when I’m tied to him!
My Aunty Jane and Uncle Steve
Were very well behaved – and kind!
so I let them sit on their sofa,
Next to me .
but I was tired and they kept touching me!
I don’t mind coz I got a few treats too
AND I ATE THEM QUICKLY!
It was a lovely evening
And I’m going to do it again!
Am going to ”think” my parents
Into doing a Christmas party
And I’ll even be a cat
If it makes Mummy happy.
I love my Mummy and my Daddy
My family and parties and walks and Jack
And the world and food!
I LOVE FOOD BEST!
Almost – am tired now,
So am going to sit on Mummy’s knee.
And curl up like a Sophisticat!
Wuff and wags