Dexter’s Day: So Tired!
It’s a very busy job, being a dog!
And I AM a dog!
Mummy and Daddy say I”m a Big Dog now
Coz I ate their puppy and everything I could find!
I like being Big!
I got a new Big Bed.
(I’ve eaten part of it already).
I can jump onto the parents bed
And cover them both at once!
I can jump over the gate –
And chase Brucie, Harry and Emma cat!
I can watch over the balustrades and scare the workmen
AND I can get into the high part of the fridge
When Mummy isn’t looking
And when she leaves the door open –
and there was CHICKEN!
And I ATE it!
I’ve also been able to dig up
THE BIGGEST PLANT
And throw it EVERYWHERE!
Watch out Big Scary Wooden Door –
I’m coming for you!
wuff and wags