Dexter’s Day: Santa’s lie-in
Santa decided to have a lie in today.
He’s one of my favourite toys,
(Well, except for Rude Angel, Crocodile, Gorilla, Teddy, Panda , Shawn,
Plant pot, Daddy’s drawers, more plants pots and more of Daddy’s drawers!).
So Mummy said it was okay for me and Santa to lie -in.
Which was lovely and we jumped on the bed and spread out –
And, what?
No Mummy!
You cannot lie in with us!
This is BOY time!
And you are a girl!
I thunked you were going to leave us in peace
To talk about ”stuff” and throw each other around!
Good. You are getting up.
Oh! Where are you going?
Can I come too?
Muuuuuuummmmmmmyyyyyy\! Come back!
wuff and wags