Dexter’s Day: Reframing my dreams.

I’ve been thunking long and hard overnight:

So I cannot be a doggy porn star BUT I can be a Very Charming Dog!

I thunk I’ll be the Gentleman of Dogs and shake paws with everyone I meet.

Mummy talks to everyone when we are walking, so I’ll smile and give my paw,

While Daddy looks exasperated and tries to keep us both moving!

If I’m VERY charming, they may feed me, LOL!

This is a very good plan, me thunks! I’ll try it out today,

Coz Mummy and me and we and I and her are going to see holiday villa guests!

They have lovely food in their kitchens and are always smiling at me,

So I’ll test my charm on them and see what I can EAT!

It’s a plan!

Then maybe I can be famous for being the FATTEST labrador, EVER!

then I can hide my grapes in my tummies!!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x