Dexter’s Day: Puberty

My scary, lovely trainer, Lyndsay

Told Mummy I’m going through puberty.

Not sure what that is?

Can I eat it?

Anyway, Mummy thinks I’m just naughty

And male.

Not sure what she means

But I have a ”lipstick”!

I show it all the time!

But Mummy tells me off…

This morning, I’ve been gathering my ‘precious things’:

The empty box of Heroes: (Daddy ate all the choccies so I could have the box);

A pair of Daddy’s pants!

(Oh, I said ”pants”!)

And a bra of Mummy’s, which was drying on the airer.

(I’m a naughty boy! I have a BRA! –

And I’ve taken it outside to show Brucie cat-

And he laughed too!

Then I got my leg stuck in the elastic

And tripped over –

Which made him laugh even more!

But I’ve got a ”heroes” box

To put my pants and bra in

And I’m HAPPY!

Wonder what else I can find in ”puberty”

to steal and save……..

Be happy!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x