Dexter’s Day: Puberty
My scary, lovely trainer, Lyndsay
Told Mummy I’m going through puberty.
Not sure what that is?
Can I eat it?
Anyway, Mummy thinks I’m just naughty
Not sure what she means
But I have a ”lipstick”!
I show it all the time!
But Mummy tells me off…
This morning, I’ve been gathering my ‘precious things’:
The empty box of Heroes: (Daddy ate all the choccies so I could have the box);
A pair of Daddy’s pants!
(Oh, I said ”pants”!)
And a bra of Mummy’s, which was drying on the airer.
(I’m a naughty boy! I have a BRA! –
And I’ve taken it outside to show Brucie cat-
And he laughed too!
Then I got my leg stuck in the elastic
And tripped over –
Which made him laugh even more!
But I’ve got a ”heroes” box
To put my pants and bra in
And I’m HAPPY!
Wonder what else I can find in ”puberty”
to steal and save……..
Wuff and wags