Dexter’s Day: Pregnant!
Well, I’m 9 months old
And I overheard Mummy saying that’s when babies come –
So I must be!
I’m 9 months OLD!
Am a Big Boy but I’m NOT pregnant!
I’ll still eat triple the amount though
Just in case.
Mummy laughed at me when I told her:
She said I’m a boy – and boys DON’T get pregnant –
But I read this might be ”politically incorrect” LOL
So I said nothing!
But I can GET one of my girlfriends pregnant –
But Mummy doesn’t want ”trouble at the door”
So I won’t do ”naughty things”-
At least not THAT naughty thing-
Well, not for now!
Not until I’ve been ”seen to”!
(Though I think I’d make lovely puppies
And I wouldn’t eat them)!
Being a big boy ROCKS!
(and I love the rocks at the seaside!).
Am a happy, not pregnant, Big Boy!
wuff and wags