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30th May 2023

Dexter’s Day: Plums to Grapes!

I had it all planned!

I’d been thunking about it for a while and reading stuff in the papers.

I could be THE RICHEST doggy in the UNIVERSE!

Just by flashing my ‘plums’!

While Mummy and Daddy are at work, I’ve been doing my research,

And ‘pawsing’ the TV to look at the pictures of other doggies/people,

To see what all the fuss is about.

Then I had a brain wave: I would invent an OnlyDexterFans site

and charge doggies to look at it!

They could pay me in FOOD! I love to EAT!!

And Mummy and Daddy could take the photographs!

I’d be famous and…………………oh no, my parents have ruined my life!

They’d ‘cut my dreams short” and made my ‘plums” shrink!

I’m ruined!

And I’m only nearly two years old!

I’ll have to try to sell my charm/smile and great legs now –

and forget being a Doggy Sex Symbol!


I’ll thunk about a new plan…….maybe food tester for dogs – and cats- and birds- and people in restaurants……

Now THAT is a plan!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x (photo is for old times sake before I become a food critic!)