Dexter’s Day: Pillow Talk 2
My Mummy snores.
I promised I wouldn’t tell anyone
So I won’t.
But I didn’t promise not to write it down!
Daddy snores too.
Shawn the sheep doesn’t
And I don’t – when I’m awake
But Mummy says I DO snore very loudly
and I get hiccups when I’m very tired too.
Tree doesn’t snore – and neither does Rude Angel.
Daddy and I were chatting with Shawn the sheep
In bed this morning.
We’d managed to push Mummy out
So we could have ”boy talk”.
I was tired and trying to count sheep
But there was only Shawn
And Daddy wanted to talk to me about my paws.
He was teaching me to count.
I thinked to him that I can only count to four
Coz I’ve got ”four fingers” on each paw
But if I lift two paws up to count to 8,
I fall over….
It’s difficult being a puppy….
There is SO much to understand –
So I went to sleep snuggling Shawn and Tree
And Daddy got up to make tea.
Wuff and wags