Dexter’s Day: People-sitting
I’ve been very busy being busy.
I’m protecting my Mummy and Daddy from monsters
AND I’m looking after my new friends
While Mummy and Daddy go to work.
I’ve taken them for walks on the lead.
Showed them my favourite places to sniff;
Shared my toys with them, throwing them VERY HIGH
So they can catch them and throw them back –
Even when they are watching the big screen
and don’t want to play.
I warm up their chairs for them
But sometimes I don’t want to leave and let them sit down
Or I just sit on them and they cannot leave.
My ”cute eyes” have almost got me extra treats like
Chocolate and orange and biscuits
But Mummy is ”watching me even when she isn’t watching me”,
So she’s stopped Els and Andy giving me stuff –
Which doesn’t seem fair.
But she doesn’t let them into the Big Scary Cupboard either,
So that’s okay
We’ve have busy days walking around
Then, snuggly nights on the chair.
Them, not me
Though I don’t mind a little sniff of red
When no-one is looking!
They are very well behaved-
But I’m not
I’m a Giant Puppy! …..
Wuff and wags