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24th June 2023

Dexter’s Day: Pants!

I thunk it’s very interesting that one of my favourite giants, left his pants here!

No, he wasn’t wearing them: they were spare pair in the wardrobe

But I found them and couldn’t reach them so couldn’t eat them –


Mummy says she thunks he simply forgot them –

But I thunk he wuffs me SO much, he wants to come back and sleep with me!

He’s also very kind to me coz he knows how much I love to gather ‘pants’,

and keep them in my toybox for ‘later’ when I’ve got nothing to destroy.

Mummy says we could make a rug out of the pairs of pants –

But I don’t think so – coz I’d just eat it!

Oh, got to go: washing being hung out and that’s my sign to go get pants!


Happy days!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x