Dexter’s Day: Pants!
I thunk it’s very interesting that one of my favourite giants, left his pants here!
No, he wasn’t wearing them: they were spare pair in the wardrobe
But I found them and couldn’t reach them so couldn’t eat them –
Mummy says she thunks he simply forgot them –
But I thunk he wuffs me SO much, he wants to come back and sleep with me!
He’s also very kind to me coz he knows how much I love to gather ‘pants’,
and keep them in my toybox for ‘later’ when I’ve got nothing to destroy.
Mummy says we could make a rug out of the pairs of pants –
But I don’t think so – coz I’d just eat it!
Oh, got to go: washing being hung out and that’s my sign to go get pants!
Wuff and wags