Dexter’s Day: Only a walk?
I took my parents on a long walk today.
We went to see the peacocks and the sniffing fields (my favourite)
and the very long road where Marmalade the cat lives.
I wasn’t allowed off the lead today
Coz of the ”trouble” I caused to the Peahen and the Peacock,
Who Mummy said were , ”on a date” in the meadow,
Having a lovely time –
Until I bundled up!
(They did fly away quickly!).
We walked and talked and walked some more –
Then we turned left.
Not right.
And right goes to Yialos –
and I ALWAYS go to Yialos, (well I have done the past few days),
For beer and a treat off the chef who love me!
But Daddy went left.
And Mummy laughed –
So I cried.
And cried.
And stood still –
but we carried on going left.
I thunk Daddy doesn’t love me anymore.
Or he didn’t have his pocket money with him
Mummy had hers though.
She explained to me , it’s their New Years Resolution
To not go to Yialos every day.
I thunk I don’t like New Years Resolutions.
Whatever they are –
and it seems I cannot even EAT them either!
I thunk my resolution
Is to go out, without my parents!
wuff and wags