Dexter’s Day: One Eye Open!
It is so very hot here in Cyprus.
And I’m thunking its hot in a lot of places that I haven’t been yet.
But I’m cool and under the fans.
Mummy thinks I’m sleeping and being good.
I’ve got One Eye Open to see when she is coming in from the pool
And I lie down and behave.
She doesn’t know that I’ve, ”done stuff”-
like bitten the hosepipe in two
and pulled the ironing over that she left on the bed upstairs
And eaten the old specs that she keeps near her book
That I’d eaten before but she uses them as ”spares”….
I’ve also eaten the left over chicken – coz Mummy cut it up for the cats,
Then went to the loo
Now she cannot remember where she left it!
(I only did it so Brucie wouldn’t get fat!).
I’ve also dug up a plant coz it was being horrible to me
And prickling me when I walked past…..
Now, I’m lying here quietly, minding my own business
and waiting for Mummy to SHOUT!
(She makes me laugh coz she cannot stay angry with me
but I’m in BIG TROUBLE when Daddy gets home!).
wuff and wags