Dexter’s Day: One Eye Open!

It is so very hot here in Cyprus.

And I’m thunking its hot in a lot of places that I haven’t been yet.

But I’m cool and under the fans.

Mummy thinks I’m sleeping and being good.

Hee Hee.

I’ve got One Eye Open to see when she is coming in from the pool

And I lie down and behave.

She doesn’t know that I’ve, ”done stuff”-

like bitten the hosepipe in two

and pulled the ironing over that she left on the bed upstairs

And eaten the old specs that she keeps near her book

That I’d eaten before but she uses them as ”spares”….

I’ve also eaten the left over chicken – coz Mummy cut it up for the cats,

Then went to the loo

Now she cannot remember where she left it!

(I only did it so Brucie wouldn’t get fat!).

I’ve also dug up a plant coz it was being horrible to me

And prickling me when I walked past…..

Now, I’m lying here quietly, minding my own business

and waiting for Mummy to SHOUT!

(She makes me laugh coz she cannot stay angry with me

but I’m in BIG TROUBLE when Daddy gets home!).

wuff and wags

Dexter x