Dexter’s Day: Naked!
Mummy and Daddy and they and them, have been away F.O.R.E.V.E.R –
They left me home alone with only Aunties, Uncles, Giants, Cats and friends
For SIX whole meals!
I’m very happy they are home so am throwing things at them to celebrate!
Am also thunking that I’m very happy that I don’t have to wear clothes,
coz all Mummy has done is wash and wash and iron and wash and iron some more-
then re-wash the stuff I took into the garden to play with!
So not having to wear clothes, is a Very Good Thing and I’m lucky –
(Though there is a cute Labradoodle I’ve met who would dress up nicely –
Hmm. Will have to start saving my paw money to see what I can buy for her!).
Anyway, it’s all back to normal. My parents will do as they are told by me
And they’ll have to wait on me hand and paw now, to make up for this.
(Well, they wait on me hand and paw anyway but I won’t speak to them for a while –
Except I WUFF them and cannot help speaking to them/kissing them/sitting on them!).
Happy Dexter. Happy Weekend.
Wuff and wags.