Dexter’s Day: My Crown Jewels!
This isn’t very P.C . but I’m not a laptop!
I need to update you all about how things are going since my parents ‘stole’ my crown jewels!
It wasn’t a nice thing to do – and I know Mummy was VERY upset about the loss of photo opportunities afterwards but I’m doing Just Great!
I still identify as a full, blooded, sexy Black Labrador -and the girls love me!
My intentions continue to be dishonourable and my lipstick works beautifully!
So I’ve got prunes where I used to have plums – who cares!
I thunk I’m just fab as I am – and Mummy loves me just the same.
so it’s all good.
For any male thinking of doing this, I’d say ……… erm, think about it carefully!
But I recommend my vet. He is wufferly!
Be happy and enjoy a ‘flashback’ photo!
Wuff and wags