Dexter’s Day: Mummy and Me!

Daddy is in stitches.

I don’t know why.

Mummy didn’t tell a joke

And the only one I know is,

“Why does Dexter lick his parts – because he can!”

And Daddy has heard that one before…

Ah, Mummy says it’s not THAT sort of stitch.

Daddy has had a small operation

So we have be VERY CAREFUL not to jump on him.

I’m trying very hard to be good

BUT IT’S HARD TO BE GOOD!

Anyway, Mummy and I are in the spare room.

Well, Mummy is so I needed to go there

To look after her

Because she would be lonely without me

And because Daddy has locked his bedroom door!

It’s nice cuddling Mummy in her sleep

She wakes up and talks to me and plays games with me

But sometimes she grumbles

So I have to do something funny-naughty

To put her in stitches of the good kind.

Daddy is getting better quickly

So I’m saving up my ”dive-bombs”

Until he’s stronger.

Wuff and wags

Dexter x