Dexter’s Day: Mud Pie

Mummy is in The Dog House.

Am VERY annoyed with her.

Even when she gave me her, “Cute Eyes”,

I’m not speaking to her!

She’s tried to make me happy

By opening the Big Scary Wooden Door

And feeding me double biscuits,

But it’s no good!

It took me HOURS to make my Mud Pie

In the lounge

Upstairs,

Breaking an ornament

Dragging the rug upstairs from the kitchen

And gathering the dust pan,

Destroying another toy box

And bringing the broom in.

And what did she do?

BRUSH MY MUD PIE OUTSIDE!

Then THREW the broom out

And SHUT the door!

It’s ruined…..

But when she’s not looking,

I’m going to do it all over again…..

I need to sit on her knee now and make her be sorry –

and get a HUGE cuddle.

I like cuddles

Almost as much as Mud Pies!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x