Dexter’s Day: Morning!
We’ve had SUCH good fun this morning!
I dive bombed Mummy at 5.10 am.
She just managed to check the clock
Then grumbled A LOT –
So I snuffled her face and hair and neck-
Then she giggled – but sounded Angry.
So I snuffled harder –
And did my cute jumps up and down
On top of her and Daddy.
Daddy wasn’t pleased at all!
He started to play, ”Push me, pull me”,
So I fell off the bed and had to jump straight back off.
Then on again!
It was fun.
Not , apparently!
Mummy got up and we had breakfast.
Well, I did when Mummy talked to the Big Wooden Door
And Mummy had her first of twenty, cups of that tea stuff.
Daddy slept on.
So Mummy and I waited until 5.50am
And went back to the bedroom
And BOTH jumped on him!
He was VERY ANGRY.
So Mummy and I laid down
And we played, ”This little piggy”
On my paws.
But I didn’t have a piggy to go
”tickle, tickle, tickle”,
but Mummy tickled my tummy anyway.
And we played this game on the other paw.
Daddys hand was hanging out of the covers –
I looked at Mummy but she said, ”No, Daddy won’t want to play” –
So I dive bombed him to check….
It’s 7.25 am.
Mummy and I are in The Dog House.
Mummy has tea and I have teddy.
Daddy has the bed to himself.
Serves him right if he’s lonely!
Wuff and Wags