Dexter’s Day: Morning Games

It’s been a Great Fun Morning!

I thunk the Best Ever!

Mummy and me and I and Mummy,

Got up BEFORE silly oçlock today

And we played!

Well, I thunk Mummy was a bit busy

and a bit frustrated with me

and a lot trying not to laugh

BUT I had GREAT FUN!

Mummy was cleaning –

So I stoled the cloth – and the spray

And I tooked them to the garden!

Then she went into the bath

So I stoled the towel and the smelly things

And put them in my bed.

Then she tried to dry her hair

with the scary blowy thing,

So I stoled her brush and bit in it half,

Then took it into the garden!

It was fun!

Mummy laughed so much

There was water coming from her eyes!

She made a Lovely Cup of Tea

So I emptied the bag she’d put her things in

But she got VERY ANGRY FACE on

when I took her little red book away.

(It’s called a Passport – and I cannot eat it

But I bit it a LOT!).

I wuff my mornings with my Mummy!

wuff and wags

Dexter x