Dexter’s Day: Molly x 3

What’s a boy to do?

I cannot help being so very handsome

And shiny and cute and gorgeous.

My Daddy has the same problem

Mummy just doesn’t ”get it”:

I mean, it’s not our fault that the ladies

Find us so attractive, is it?

Yes, I met another female yesterday .

She was so pretty.

And older than me

Only by 6 years

But she had cute curls and a lovely wiggle.

After an appropriate amount of time,

Two sniffs and lick,

I met her parents –

Then tried to, erm, ”love her” –

But both my Mummy and her Mummy stopped us!

Seems we have to go ”courting first”,

Then discuss prospects!

(I only wanted a quickie!)

Anyway, the GOOD thing is,

I’m in wuff with 5 other females I meet on walks:

Three of them are called Molly:

This new one from yesterday

And two on the Kissonerga walk –

So at least I don’t need to worry about  calling them

By the wrong name when we are cuddling!

Mummy says I’m becoming a cad!

Daddy patted me on the back

And gave me a cigar

(only joking – he didn’t pat me on the back!).

Anyway, I’m thinking a lot about new Molly.

She might be the ONE!

Or at least the one in Latchi.

So many doggies, so little time.

I need to sleep…..

wuff and wags

Dexter x